I shot a pigeon in the face

Today I was grilling, just minding my own business. I had my pellet gun with me, of course. So I was grilling a steak, and a pigeon landed on my driveway. I was as smooth as possible, pumped the gun a few times, and shot it in the face. It was great. I then dumped some lighter fluid on the body, and burned the son of a bitch.