Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Yesterday I went to the country with a shotgun and a case of beer. I got drunk, and I shot about 30 birds. I shot a pheasant or two, a few crows, three cardinals, and a shitload more I don't know the names of. I was drunk as shit. I saw some cows, and the gun scared the shit out of them. I wanted to kill one and cut a porterhouse out of the motherfucker. The fun ended when a farmer drove up, and threatened to call the cops. What an asshole. I still consider it a success.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
If ketchup is a condiment for fags and broads, then the penguin is the ketchup of the bird population. These pieces of shit are good for nothing but living at the zoo. These stupid assholes can't even fly. These retarded fucking birds aren't afraid of people either, which means if you want to chop one's head off with a machete it's not that hard to do. I encourage anyone to try this, I want to kill these pieces of shit, and then eat them.
Friday, June 19, 2009
I installed one of those bird bath fucking things in my backyard the other day. So about an hour ago, I was sitting on my back deck, and two birds were fucking around in it, and it looked like they were trying to fuck. I nailed one in the gut. I've been using hollow point pellets, so I'm sure it did a number on the cocksucker.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Today I took a field trip to the woods. My pellet gun was with me, and I killed a lot of those fucking birds. I even took a few shots at a bald eagle. Those motherfuckers really need to go extinct. I was angry today, and I killed a shitload of birds. Those motherfuckers.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Wind power is good for one reason: those fucking birds fly into those turbines. It's a fucking miracle, we can generate energy and kill birds at the same time. Those fucking blades are killing more birds per day than I could imagine with the pellet gun. For these reasons, I will do anything to get more windmills built around these parts.