The bird I like

I like chickens, and not just because they taste good. Cockfighting is a great sport, and I think it should be the national passtime. There's nothing like betting a bunch of Beaners on which chicken's going to get killed first. Let's face it: gambling is a way of life, and one of the best ways to participate is a good old cockfight. Plus, you can eat the loser at the end.