How I'm Going to Kill this Shit

It's time to go Passenger Pigeon on these motherfuckers. I think the plan of action here should be not to just kill all the birds possible, but to go with specific species. I'm going to start killing endangered ones first, that way we can extinct that shit rather quickly. The only birds not on the list are chickens and turkeys, because they taste good. I think KFC is doing a bang up job with their chickens, it's a good idea to make them suffer before they die. As for me, I'll be up at the butt crack of dawn drinking and shooting.